Wednesday, May 3, 2017

Oklahoma's conference opponents as life annoyances



Texas -  Dealing with the IRS. If you win they still brag about controlling the money. If you  lose its like getting audited. Oklahoma either sees the audit coming because of own actions (poor coaching hires, recruiting, motivation) or you don't see it coming at all (see Case F'n McCoy)

Oklahoma State - Loaning money to family(helping them sell out their one game a year), you know they will never pay you back even if they hit the lottery (Getting a victory against Oklahoma)

Kansas State- Locking your keys in your car - happens a few times a decade and is entirely infuriating

Iowa State -  Watching your kid nephew playing your favorite video game every time he visits.There's no progress and he never leaves the first checkpoint

Kansas- Being stuck behind elderly people in line at Target  and overhearing their discussions on things that don't matter(basketball)

WVU -  Overhearing a coworker talk about how they can do your job better than you but you know they are woefully unqualified.

TCU- - Stubbing your toe in the middle of the night on the coffee table:  you avoid the pitfall most nights because you know the table is there but occasionally you die.

Baylor - Reading Facebook comments.

Texas Tech - Being comfortable on the couch and dropping the remote out of reach - Rarely an actual problem but occasionally the remote  bounces weird ways.